TLDR - Buy the fucking shitcoin
OK, so there's this girl called Ashtoshii, and one day, out of her cute little milady butt came an idea.
"Funky Unicorn Nugget", she laughed. What a funny word. She posted about it, laughed a little more and then went about her day.
But when you post about shit on X, shit happens. And in this case, literally. Ansem, a dark magician appeared before and said:
"BITCH, YOU GOTTA GET DOWN OVER THERE AND POOP YOUR SWEET LITTLE BUTT OFF RIGHT NOW. TRY AND TRY AGAIN, UNTIL YOU FIND THE RAREST CREATURE THAT EVER EXISTED."
She tried. And she tried until she thought she could poop no more. But suddenly, magic appeared. Out of her ass shot the rarest, most perfect deep-fried crispy ass funky unicorn nugget the shitcoin world had ever seen.
It soared like an eagle for a while, but unfortunately MUCH BIGGER DUMPERS exist in this space, and they tried to kill the sweet nugget, dumping it right back down to the ground.
